A GIFT guide: Toddler

For an extremely classic and sophisticated 14 month old who brings a hat with him everywhere and rocks out to Bob Dylan...

One. A tent that looks like it arrived straight from the 1950's.
Two. Book: THIS IS NOT MY HAT. 
Three. A minimalist sweater (because he's classy like that).
Four. Mice in a matchbox.
Five. A coat rack to hang up all of his hats.
Six. Uncle Goose Alphabet blocks in French (because even babies want to live like the French do...)